Happy Halloween! What kind of costume are you going to wear today? I was thinking I could cover my body in roughly 14 gallons of self-tanner, put on some spandex shorts, a spaghetti strap nipple tank top, cover it with a sweatshirt with the collar, sleeves, and bottom 6 inches cut off, put on some wrestling shoes, and I could go as a meathead. I’ll have to walk with my chest inflated and my arms sticking out from my sides (because as a meathead, my lats are so big they don’t hang naturally), and practice flexing in the mirror all day. Oh, and I have to biceps curls too.
30 Muscle-ups for time