Because They’re Funny (Fri 6/4/10)

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A hunter aimed and shot at an unsuspecting mallard. Fortunately, just as the bullet came near the bird, it ducked.

Q: How do you make a whale float?
A: Root Beer, two scoops of ice cream, and one whale.

I met a man who fell into an upholstery machine. Fortunately, he’s fully recovered now.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other “You drive. I’ll man the guns.”

My teacher always used to tell me that double negatives are a real no-no.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

One good turn gets all the blankets.

If electricity comes from electrons… does morality come from morons?

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t, you get down from a duck.

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

Today’s WOD:

Skills Assessment – Final Day

  • Clean and Jerk 1-1-1
  • 1 min Muscle-Ups for max reps
  • Max Vertical Leap – best of 3 attempts
  • 2000m Row
  • daniel.zaudtke

    If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I’d say Flippy, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong though. It’s Hambone.

  • Ben

    “I see,” said the blind man to his deaf son when he picked up his hammer and saw.