Brilliant is as brilliant does

By September 24, 2013Announcements, Humor, News

Ever have one of those moments of clarity where great ideas come flowing from everywhere? Not just any old idea, like thinking of maybe painting the bathroom red with purple and orange polka dots, but GREAT ideas? The kind of ideas that make you truly question whether or not you are actually part of a race of superhumans whose mental capabilities far exceed those of normal people? I love those moments. 

Unfortunately, this is definitely not one of them.

Maybe it’s that I’m too excited about the opening day in LESS THAN TWO WEEKS to be able to think clearly. Or perhaps I’m suffering from a mild case of writer’s block. I’d be willing to bet it has something to do with all the joint compound dust I’ve been breathing all day affecting my basic brain functions.

In any case, the gym is moving along nicely. Mike has the boxes almost done, Danielle and I are going to start painting tomorrow, and the the flooring and the equipment should arrive next week.

And this is how I look when I’m trying to be scary but catch a glimpse of what appears to be a spider the size of a volkswagen out of the corner of my eye.